I hope you are enjoying the antics of Felix and Oscar, the two Alien Robots who are observing Earth and humanity from afar.

• So far they have intercepted a Gen Y text message, leading them to the assumption that all humans are stupid. Click here if you didn’t catch the first installment. In case you haven’t worked it out, Felix tells Oscar what to do and Oscar essentially performs all of the leg-work.
• In part two, Felix asks Oscar to perform a chemical analysis on a Big Mac – with disasterous results. But if you were ever wondering what triple engineered and processed deep fried Xanoth Pixie wings with reconstituted Zolt liver sauce were, click here to find out. Let’s just say, the ingredients in the Big Mac pickle sauce made Felix and Oscar pine for a taste of home-cooking.
• In part three, the Alien Robots have a run in with an Earthling satellite and inadvertently cut all satellite transmissions of the NFL Super Bowl when demonstrating their superior firepower! You can click here to see what happens in this amusing little four panel ‘toon.
• And in part four, Felix and Oscar conclude that dogs rule Earth after witnessing a human cleaning up doggie poo whilst taking the canine for a walk. You see that one by clicking here.

In today’s installment, the Alien Robots are fascinated by the human courtship ritual of kissing, although their voyeuristic enjoyment is ended abruptly when Oscar presses the wrong button. Imagine sharing a kiss with your special lady (or man) only to be vaporised by a laser beam!

As always, I thank the iPad apps Paper and Comic Book for helping me to bring you this webcomic.